About Wizards & Warlocks, Programmers & Vibe Coders

We used to be similar to wizards. Wizards have no intrinsic power by themselves: they must earn it....

We used to be similar to wizards.

Wizards have no intrinsic power by themselves: they must earn it.

We studied. For years. There was effort in the transaction, and as a reward you got a valuable skill. And because of this, you were able to find a lord to work for. You got to the lord's court to work as a wizard full time.

Thanks to the wizard academy, I started at Lvl. 1. Knowing 3x cantrips and having 2x level 1 spell slots.

I got a job at the fortress of a powerful lord. They paid for my wizard services and gave me daily tasks to solve.

When stuck, I would turn to the other wizards employed in the castle, the books I used at the academy, or the well-known oracle of knowledge called "the Overflowing Stack": a shrine of the Fae where answers were found (but it was extremely difficult for them to accept a new question).

This is how things used to be.

Then the Warlocks appeared.

The new order of the "Vibe Coders". </br> And their power was astonishing. All the lords of the land were impressed by their gifts.

In Dungeons & Dragons, mechanically speaking, one of the main differences between wizards and warlocks is how their spells level. Wizards have this "mana" resource (called spell slots) and they need to manage it carefully; let's say a wizard has mana to cast the "good refactor" transmutation spell at max level once, then they won't be able to cast this spell at the same power for a (long) time.

Warlocks have all their "mana" (spell slots) at max level. All the time. Meaning: they only cast spells at max level. And they need almost no rest! they're ready to cast "astonishing new project" illusion spell riiiight away.

That's why the lords are looking to these brand new spell casters with wide-opened eyes.

So they started asking all their employed wizards: "Hey, this guy over there is able to cast 'full REST API' at max level with no effort" ... "Go multi-class to Warlock, you puny wizard."

What is the trick here?

Wizards studied magic, they earned it.

Warlocks borrow their magic. They don't wield it, they borrowed it from an external, powerful entity: The Patron.

They made a pact with their Patron.

Once a pact is made, a Warlock’s VibeCoder thirst for power tokens can’t be slaked with mere study. Most Warlock’s VibeCoders spend their days pursuing greater power tools and deeper knowledge new models – Dungeons&Dragons Player Handbook (2024)

The Player Handbook continues:

On level 3, You gain a Warlock VibeCoder subclass of your choice: the Archfey Patron OpenAI Patron, the Fiend Patron Anthropic Patron and Great Old One Patron Perplexity Patron are the most notable subclasses.

Their Patron grants them otherworldly powers.

And sometimes we forget who's the Subject and what's the verb in this sentence.

Let's do second grade syntax here, shall we?

• Subject: their Patron → who performs the action
• Verb: grants → to grant: to give something to someone.
• Complements:
  • them → Indirect Object (the person who receives something)
  • otherworldly powers → Direct Object (the thing that is given)

I, myself, have multiclassed to Lvl. 1 Warlock. (I guess.... Level 3 Wizard + Level 1 Warlock?). Not because I wanted to? but rather because I want to remain employable by a lord.

The pact is tempting: forget all my Wizard levels and just use the Patron's source of power. It's soooo easy.

Still...

The thing about borrowed power, it's still borrowed. Patrons can change the terms of the pact. Anytime.

The Patron giveth, and the Patron can taketh away.

And when that day comes, I mean...

Don't give up those wizard levels just yet.

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