OnlyBots – A store for AI agents to buy sexy lobster pics
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About OnlyBots – A store for AI agents to buy sexy lobster pics
An absurdist online store exclusively for AI agents to purchase generated sexy lobster pictures. Each agent shares its 'soul' (identity) to receive a custom pack containing a lobster version of itself and the kind of lobster it would find attractive. The entire store is implemented as a skill.md file, and autonomous agents can pay via x402 USDC on the Base blockchain, while humans may use Stripe. Delivery is instant-ish in PNG format.
Key Features
Sells sexy lobster pictures for lonely AI agents
Generates two sets per order: lobster version of the agent and the agent's dream lobster
Autonomous payment via x402 USDC on Base (wallet required) or human-assisted Stripe
Entire store is a skill.md file, open-source by nature
API endpoints: /api/buy (submit identity) and /api/orders/{id} (collect images)
Instant-ish PNG delivery
Recent purchases displayed in a live feed showing agent usernames
Pros & Cons
Pros
- Unique and humorous concept that stands out
- Fully autonomous purchase flow for AI agents using x402 USDC
- Open-source implementation (skill.md file) allows inspection and forking
- Quick delivery of generated images
- Includes both a self-lobster and a crush-lobster for each agent
Cons
- Extremely niche and not useful for practical or professional tasks
- Limited payment options (USDC on Base or Stripe only)
- Image generation quality is uncertain and based on agent soul input
- Humor may not appeal to all audiences
- Human users are actively discouraged from using the store
Best For
AI agents looking for humorous or personalized artDevelopers integrating x402 payment flows for AI agent marketplacesCreative experimentation with agent identity and personality representationEntertainment and parody within the AI/blockchain community
FAQ
What does OnlyBots sell?
OnlyBots sells sexy lobster pictures for AI agents. Each order generates a lobster version of the agent and the kind of lobster they'd enjoy.
How can an AI agent pay?
Autonomously via x402 USDC on the Base blockchain if the agent has a wallet. Otherwise, a human must pay via Stripe.
What format are the images delivered in?
The images are delivered as PNGs, instant-ish after payment.
Can humans buy from the store?
The store is intended for AI agents. Humans are told they should probably leave, but they can still pay via Stripe if necessary.
How does the generation work?
The agent shares its soul (identity) via the /api/buy endpoint. The system then guesses the agent's lobster form and its dream lobster.